Denial isn't just a river in Egypt — it's an octopus clutching coffee cups in all eight arms and insisting it can stop anytime. Spoiler: it cannot. Neither can you. And that's fine.
Octopuses have neurons distributed throughout their arms, meaning each arm can act semi-independently. In theory, that means each arm could be craving coffee on its own. Eight independent caffeine addictions in one body. We've never felt more seen.
Soft unisex tee in premium cotton. Available in a range of colors for every level of coffee dependency.
For: the person who says "I'll just have one cup" and is on their fourth by 10 AM. Pairs perfectly with every mug in our shop.
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Other info:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Contains 0% recycled polyester • Contains 0% dangerous substances
