Tentacle Time
Too Many Tentacles!
Too Many Tentacles!
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Is there such a thing as too many tentacles? Science says no. (We haven’t checked with actual scientists, but we’re confident.)
Fun fact: Octopuses technically have arms, not tentacles. Squid and cuttlefish have both - eight arms plus two tentacles. So when someone says “too many tentacles,” the correct response is “actually, there’s a taxonomic distinction.” You’re welcome for making you fun at parties.
Classic unisex tee. Soft, comfortable, and absolutely crawling with cephalopod energy.
For: maximalists, cephalopod pedants, and anyone who believes more is more.
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Other info:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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