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Tentacle Time

Too Many Tentacles!

Too Many Tentacles!

Regular price $26.00 USD
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Is there such a thing as too many tentacles? Science says no. (We haven’t checked with actual scientists, but we’re confident.)

Fun fact: Octopuses technically have arms, not tentacles. Squid and cuttlefish have both - eight arms plus two tentacles. So when someone says “too many tentacles,” the correct response is “actually, there’s a taxonomic distinction.” You’re welcome for making you fun at parties.

Classic unisex tee. Soft, comfortable, and absolutely crawling with cephalopod energy.

For: maximalists, cephalopod pedants, and anyone who believes more is more.

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Other info:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. 

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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