The sequel shirt. You’ve been found out. The jig is up. Your camouflage finally failed — which is ironic, because real octopuses are the best shapeshifters on the planet.
Mimic octopuses can impersonate over 15 different species. You couldn’t even impersonate a human for one conversation. The White Blanket Octopus, our friend on this shirt, is awesome.
Soft unisex tee, true to size. Wear it as a pair with “I Am Definitely NOT An Alien” for maximum comedic impact.
Perfect for: anyone who embraced their inner cephalopod and never looked back.
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Other info:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Contains 0% recycled polyester • Contains 0% dangerous substances
