That’s exactly what an alien would say. And honestly? With three hearts, blue blood, the ability to change color and shape, and intelligence that baffles scientists, octopuses might be the most alien creatures on Earth.
This tee lets the world know you’re probably not an extraterrestrial cephalopod in disguise. Probably.
Unisex fit, soft cotton blend, available in multiple sizes and colors. Pairs perfectly with suspicious behavior and a refusal to make eye contact.
For: sci-fi fans, octopus enthusiasts, and anyone whose friends have “questions.”
------------ Other info:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Contains 0% recycled polyester • Contains 0% dangerous substances
