9 Brains, No Apologies — Giant Pacific Octopus Tee

Nine brains. No apologies. The giant Pacific octopus has a central brain plus a cluster of neurons in each of its eight arms — giving it nine semi-independent processing centers. It doesn’t overthink things. It over-thinks things with nine brains at once. And it makes no apologies for any of it.

This striking linocut-style illustration captures the bold silhouette of the largest octopus species on Earth — the giant Pacific octopus (Enteroctopus dofleini), which can grow arm spans up to 20 feet and weigh over 150 pounds. Despite that size, it can squeeze through any opening larger than its beak.

Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft ringspun cotton, true-to-size fit, pre-shrunk. The bold linocut design pops beautifully on a range of light and bright colors.

For: marine biology fans, printmaking lovers, octopus enthusiasts, and anyone who’s tired of apologizing for having strong opinions about cephalopods.

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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