3 hearts. Blue Blood. No Bones. All Brain Tee

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

Three hearts. Blue blood. No bones. All brain. Octopuses are walking (well, swimming) proof that nature did not stick to the standard biology playbook — and we love them for it.

Each fact on this tee is real: Octopuses have three hearts (two pump blood to the gills, one pumps it to the body), copper-based blue blood, no skeleton at all (which is why they can squeeze through impossibly small spaces), and roughly 500 million neurons distributed throughout their body, with two-thirds of those neurons in their arms.

For: marine biology nerds, science enthusiasts, octopus obsessives, and anyone who appreciates a creature that breaks every rule of vertebrate biology while never having been a vertebrate to begin with.
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Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft ringspun cotton, true-to-size fit, pre-shrunk. Available in light colors with bold colored text and a black octopus illustration.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!